AK47 Day 2021 - Discussion Thread

[martin goddard]

Julian, just request another on your next order and Mike (not that one , the other one) will put one in (e mail me)


martin

[Smoking gun]

I think a leaf out of Donald's Trumps book is needed. The elections were rigged and it was Fake News etc etc etc.... LoL.
Hopefully next year the Election will be needed to be run again and hopefully the Rightful Government can be Elected ? So with that in mind, of course that will make us the Rebels next year
As these Warring factions are going to be "running" the country for the next few months ??
So by the sounds of it we the now "rebels" will have to stand up and fight for our people near to Christmas time and start the election process all over again ?
Thank All that came and made Yesterday possible. TPF will rise again. "Power to the People" !
Miles

Miles,
I think a quote from George Orwell's Animal Farm may be appropriate "The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

Best wishes,
Martin Buck

[Big Mike]

Big Mike had an excellent joke he told us  on the day. But I cannot remember it. Useful?

martin 

Possibly this one.....?
A little girl was watching with fascination, the building work going on across the road. One day her mother took her over to see the builders at work.
The foreman noticed the young lady and said,
"Would you like to help us?"
"Oh, yes please", she answered.
"Right you are Miss."
Kitting her out with an oversized hard hat and high viz jacket he led her off to help him.
At 4 o'clock the Foreman returned the little girl safely home to her mother with a crisp £5 note for her days work.
"Well done" said her mother.
"Now you have your first pay packet we will take it down to the bank and open your first bank account.
"Yippee!" said the little girl.
Next day the friendly bank clerk was delighted to see the little girl and her £5 to open her first bank account and beamed at the girl's mother as the paperwork was completed.
"What a pleasure to see you, young lady. £5 is a very nice sum to have saved up."
"Well actually, I earned it by working as a builder yesterday", declared the little girl, as her mother nodded proudly.
"How wonderful, will you be working there again today?" enquired the bank clerk.
The little girl quickly replied,
"Oh, no one will be doing anything on the site today cos' the s***ing builders merchants have b*****ed up the order and we've run out of f***ing bricks!"

Mike

[Sean Clark]

Love that Martin. Very fitting. I'll be posting tomorrow the results and how things will be looking for uMbongo early next week.

[Sean Clark]

Having been playing a solo game of Reloaded to post ont the Facebook group, Ive realised I never did post the results of the game day. Here is a report from Bob Sneedling, embedded reported for AP.

"In true political sleaze style, the ballot sheets and news reports were lost in a fire at Election HQ, and both sides have come out with different narratives of what actuslly happened on election day. The US President, Ronald Dump has made a statement to the effect that it was a great day for democracy and that fake news states that the Rebels won.

However, rumours of President Chumbos whereabouts, including being seen playing golf at the Key Largo Dump Resort have so far been unverified.

What is certain is that confusion reigns with several different notable characters claiming that they are no the leader of the Bongan government and that all other claimants are imposters.

The Bongan dollar has collapsed and inflation has reached catastrophic levels of 11%, predicted to hit 13% in the new year. As ever it is the common person on the street who suffers, as the fat cat warlords get fatter on the profits of war.

This is Bob Sneedling, for Associated Press."

So as we can see, the situation in uMbongo is more confusing than ever.

More news as it comes in.

[Jimmy James]

... the ballot sheets and news reports were lost in a fire at Election HQ...

Perfect!