Mangling history

[martin goddard]

1. how come Napoleon lost waterloo and then lost the Franco Prussian war too. Terrible commander.
2.Why did the Parthians have cataracts?
3. Is the testicle really the best form of defence for legionaries?
4. Who are the border ravers?
5. Why is the US assault rifle named after the British secret service?
6.Why did the German  6th army not stay indoors when the weather was very cold.


martin

[Leman (Andy)]

1. How did Caesar manage to rule the Roman Empire for over 400 years?

2. Why was Mr Custard unable to decide whether his horn was big or little?

3. I am uncertain as to why the English nobles kept throwing small chocolates at one another for a thirty year period.

[martin goddard]

I have been twerking an existing set of rules
South America formed the confederate states

[NTM (Nigel)]

Why were Rommel and Monty fighting over Pudding?

Leman you've lost me on no. 3 

[Sean Clark]

Roses chocolates.....Wars of the Roses!!! Bill Waggledagger wrote a very good play about it.

[Colonel Kilgore]

Thanks for putting me out of my misery Sean!

[Leman (Andy)]

Afraid I found my humour on a quality street in 1815.

[NTM (Nigel)]

Doh!

[martin goddard]

Chaffee tank can take a direct hit to the turret.  Turret gets blown off but the crew are all OK. Gosh.  Same film the German high command in the field consist of a geneal and his driver in a nice big command truck.