Here players will have news from uMbongo, as we move towards the game day. Expect propaganda, news paper articles and reports from the BBC's embedded reporter on the ground.
More news as we get it.
I will make sure the BBC are "embedded".
martin >:(
Worrying news from the Associated Press, I see. But not yet also reported by the BBC's own Special Correspondent.
Can this be corroborated? Or is it fake news, perhaps planted by a faction ( ;)) with its own agenda?
Simon
uMbongoan state media has denied claims that the the refinery has been attacked and that in fact Kurtz is a terrorist and a bounty has been placed on his head. .
Unofficial reports are corroborating the AP report that severe damage has been caused and that Government forces suffered severe casualties.
President Martin Chumbawumba has appeared on state TV denouncing calls for the end to his rule and says that up coming elections will vindicate his position and that the people love him.
Here is the map of Republic of Democratic uMbongo.
More information as we get it...
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Goodness me, you're quick Julian!
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Here is the national flag of uMbongo. Those of you loyal to the present government may wish to use the colours or the flag itself to show your loyalty.
The seperatists amongst you may have your own flags to rally beneath. It would be greta to see them between now and the big day.
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Sean,
Am I correct in thinking that the uMbongo National Conservation Area League Supporters (UNCALS) have invited a junior member of the British monarchy to visit in order to raise awareness of the illegal ivory trade?
Should anything happen to threaten the safety of the young Royal, then executive action by an un-named group cannot be ruled out.
Mike
You have some good sources Mike! You are indeed not incorrect.
OK, to manage expectations, there will be news items from me on a roughly weekly basis from now on, leading up to the event. Although October seems a long way away, AK Day is only just over 14 weeks away, or 102 days to be exact.
Anyone wishing to contribute their own news story is welcome! Lets make this a community project to build a story line in the run up to the day. October 9th is election day in uMbongo. The fate of the nation is in your hands!
If your story involves your own army for the day all the better. Think you have a claim to the long lost throne of uMbongo? Tell us about it! Do you support President Chumbowumbo? Then have a think about what you might do to help quell the surge of public opinion against him. His approval rating is at 32% - an all time low!
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This is the official blog for the AK Day. Any contributions here will be added to the blog to build the story. If all goes well, then this could be an ongoing thing with an annual AK Day.
The inaugural day will determine whether or not the President clings on to power. Who knows where the story may go from there?
Profile of the Head of Logosia
An article appeared recently in Le Canard enchaîné profiling the leader of Logosia, uMbongo's north-western neighbour. I understand that more articles are planned that will shed light on possible murky goings-on within that country. I am both translating and paraphrasing from the original French, so please forgive any errors of fact or interpretation that appear below.
Modern Logosia was formed in the wake of the post-World War 2 retreat from Africa of the colonial powers. Its first President was Victor gO-gO (born of proud ethnic gOans on both sides of his family) who managed a largely bloodless separation from his French overlords. Following Victor's sad demise (details are hard to come by, but rumours persist involving a week-long party fuelled by locally-produced mind-enhancing substances, the attendance of several dozen members of aspiring girl bands, a container-load of contraband alcohol, the presidential swimming pool and a candlestick...), he was succeeded by his favourite son, Alphonse.
Alphonse led a privileged childhood and studied at the École Spéciale Militaire de Saint-Cyr (ESM). By all accounts, he was a decent student, if a little too keen during his nights out on the more exclusive liquid products of Scotland. Naturally, the young Aspirant A. gO-gO soon acquired the nickname of "Whisky", by which he is commonly known today (at least behind his back).
Having ascended to the head of the family firm as President-for-Life, "Whisky" has proved himself to be a popular leader with the largely uneducated rural population of his land, who fondly refer to him as Papa. Voices of dissent have significantly decreased in recent years, coincidentally in line with the growth of the presidential crocodile farm.
More on Papa Whisky's relationships with domestic and foreign powers, his rumoured ambitions in uMbongo and the size and state of his armed forces, are hoped to follow in future posts, gleaned from similarly reputable news outlets.
Translations and editorial comment by Simon
The old candlestick incident, eh? I hope he wasn't burning both ends 😂🔥🤣
Mbongo's relationship with Logosia has been fractious over the years, but Dr Chumbowumbo is always ready to offer the monkey tree branch of peace and reconciliation.
https://youtu.be/i965Zjv4t9c (https://youtu.be/i965Zjv4t9c)
This just in from Hapa, Mbongo.
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Some small bits of tidying up completed to the blog, with a more modern map added.
Looking good, Sean. I see that the luscious green of the 1952 original had faded, making me believe that there was rather more desert than may actually be the case...
This makes Northern uMbongo an even more attractive addition to the great land of Logosia :)
Simon
Yes, I think the map was left out in the sun! Although, there are some pretty inhospitable regions to the north west - think Khyber Pass!
Sean,
The usually relaxed after-dinner chat over port and cigars at my club in Pall Mall tonight was marred by the lack of news of our young Royal. His foolishly reckless trip to uMbongo to highlight the illegal ivory trade has caused some concern amongst the old Africa hands as he seems to have dropped off t new radar. In fact the Palace is now denying the Prince has ever set foot in uMbongo.
No-one could confirm it but rumours abound of an airlift of dedicated fighting men from another colonial location to uMbongo. There primary objective is expected to be to locate the Prince and ensure his safe extraction to UK. This may also be merely a pretext to enter the country.
If the civil war erupts in this troubled nation as many believe, it is uncertain if this group of loyal ex-soldiers will fight for or against the Government.
Message ends.
Mike
Fear not, Bob Sneedling from the BBC is doing what he can to firm up the news around this incident.
Mbongan State Television is reporting that the UK Ambassador has been called to the Parliament to discuss Anglo-Bongan relations and to account for apparent backing of the opposition leader, Xander Jones, who has not been seen since his arrest 3 days ago.
Hey, that's our idea!
https://images.app.goo.gl/wX7cpu6XzSU3Sdvs9
Anyone seen this game being payed?
Mike
Didn't see it, but it looks great. I'm sure a similar scenario could be played using AK47.
That looks great. Good spot Mike.
martin :)
Reports from various press associations and sources close to Dr Chumbowumbos administration are saying that he has left the Presidential Palace, taking with him a substantial amount of belongings and most of the gold reserve.
These reports are as yet unsubstantiated. Chumbowumbo hasn't been seen in public since the arrest of opposition leader, Xander Jones on embezzlement charges.
Chumbowumbo's brother, Derek Chumbowumbo, has been seen in the grounds of the Palace, in the company of security officers talking frantically into his cell phone. It is known that relationship between the two has been fractious over the years and took a turn for the worst when the President removed Derek from his role as Finance Minister, offering him Ambassadorship in nearby Logosia. Since the relationship between those two countries has been on a war footing for years, many think this amounted to a sentence to death for the younger brother.
The fact Derek declined the offer, and there are now confirmed sightings of him within the grounds of the Palace means speculation is rife as to who holds the reins of power within uMbongo at this time
Things are hotting up!
I wonder what Papa Whiskey things of all these shananigans?
Well the Government's of the G20 will let you "local peasants" pretend to pass the ruling of the country about as if it's a game of "IT" amongst yourselves for so long....
Eventually the "UN" will come and place their "Rules and Regulations" upon the country properly then a Western or Eastern Government (whoever can bribe there way in the quickest ?) will empower a "puppet government" they can "trust" to run the country properly for the good of the "people"
There are too many Valuable Minerals and other Materials this country can provide for use in modern day world, for a lot of profit, sorry good for the global economy.....
You have been warned.
Miles
Latest headlines from uMbongo.
Xander Jones has been released from police custody without charge. He is understood to be preparing a statement for the press.
Martin Chumbo(wumbo) remains missing. Initially it was thought he had fled the country. Other rumours were that he had entered the Sierra Leone Open Golf Championship under a pseudonym. Whichever it is he seems to have left the country in a state of uncertainty as campaigning begins to ramp up prior to the elections.
The UN are insisting a Peace Keeping force is allowed into the country to quell tensions, particularly in outlying towns and villages. Rumours continue to circulate that Special Forces and Mercenary groups are active in the North and that weapons are being stockpiled in preparation for an uprising.
Derek Chumbo seems to have assumed the role of Acting President in the absence of his brother. He is due to welcome a state visit from King Swayo of Namibia later this week which seems to have excited everyone. The streets of Kalubya are bedecked with uMbongoan flags and hunting and the Street Santitation and Cleanliness department have been making nightly sweeps to ensure all is spick and span prior to the Kings arrival.
This has been a quiet period for opposition leaders and opponents of Dr Chumbo, with little heard from the likes of Papa Whisky and the so called 'Colonel' Kurtz. Whilst most outside of uMbongo will see this as a good sign, locals are more fearful, quoting the the old Go'an proverb of 'it is the quiet dog one should fear the most, for he is planning your downfall with every passing second.'
More news as we get it.
******NEWS FLASH******
Sources from Downing Street have denied that they prime minister had to be re-assured this morning that uMbongo is not a real African state, after a leak stated that BJ was heard muttering "that things are going from bad to worse for my old school friend Chummy". It was said that the news from uMbongo had quite spoilt the prime minister's egg soldiers.
Your man on the spot
Lawrence Twilling
"Tread carefully around the dozing crocodile" - Papa Whisky
Sean,
(FYEO)
Border Agency officer "X" has passed on intelligence that three ex-service personnel with known affiliations to a mercenary group have left the UK for South Africa. This brings the total of such departures to 32 over that last week including a private charter from a regional airport.
All UK airports and ports continue to be watched.
Mike
The geese from the wild are in the air.
I repeat.
The geese from the wild are in the air.
This is not good news for Antony Vegan's investment in Africa. Vegan Enterprises. I think he is talking to am old pal of his Mr Wakeman of GOB (Grumpy Old Brits) about sending a delegation of his Organisation into the Country and see what is occurring and protect Vegan Enterprise's flourishing projects and assets ?
A Vegan is very concerned at the moment. He is awaiting news from top level personnel Mr R Wakeman and Mr V Meldrew. A military detachment has been put on stand by, commanded by Colonel "Wolfie" Smith, they might even be in the country as we speak ?
We are waiting to hear wether GOB's Military department TPF have troops on the ground ?
We are also waiting to hear from Sky TV's Jeff Dunham and his team Walter and Achmed, but we hear there is a Suicide Bomber in the area so news broadcasts are being delayed, I know Walter is not a happy man....
Miles
Ooooh!
Its all getting very interesting in uMbongo! So many Factions looking to grab a piece of the action.
I think you will find Vegan Enterprises owns a lot of the Country ?
Miles
There are plans afoot to protect our investments, Miles.
A Swiss bank account has been newly opened and the 50% down-payment has been confirmed as received. Nothing can stop us now.......?
Mike
I hear the rebels are in-sighting the local villagers of small holdings and some townships, I do believe these factions are trying to make them up rise as their puppets to over throw the country and put it into Civil war...
Except at the dock and seaport areas as Vegan Enterprise has bought into the container port and the ship scrapping areas, and a couple of the Large Commercial Airports in country have financial backing of You guessed it Vegan Enterprise? The fruits of the companies developments (quite literally the Fruit and Vegetable's being grown on 'Our' financially backed farms needs to go to the "New" European Common Market....
We need to get our Mining projects started soon, raw materials are needed for this "new" electronic and Digital age that's coming, and thru Vegan Enterprise we can re-invest in this great country ?
Still awaiting to hear from the news agencies
Miles
News filed by photo journalist Duncan Macfarlane show UN peacekeeping forces occupying the city, seaport, rail head and airport at Toombe.
UN spokesman and local force commander Colonel Steve Walker said "We are here to help provide a safe haven and humanitarian aid for refugees from the troubled country of uMbongo. Additionally we are looking to interrupt the flow of illicit arms to the factions jockeying for position because of the power vacuum at the heart of uMbongo government."
He went on say that "The activity of the Free uMbongo Army made up of exiles from the mining and mineral extraction areas is a cause of concern. We are looking into the source of their funding, currently, believed to be the uMbongo Mine Workers Pension and Welfare Fund."
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Duncan's next report is expected to be from a Free uMbongo Army training camp near the border.
(Photo's taken by Duncan Macfarlane and published in the November 1999 issue no: 146 of Wargames Illustrated. The late Steve Walker helped with the game and some of his models are in the photos. Best wishes Martin Buck)
What a wonderful piece of photo-journalism.
Duncan must have had access to a (non-weaponised?) drone, or else he chanced his arm (and everything else) and went up in a locally-maintained helicopter to grab these exclusive military hardware shots. A great scoop!
Simon
Hi Simon,
No need for a drone or helicopter, a hike up the nearby mountain and a very long lens is all you need.
Best wishes,
Martin Buck
Blimey, those pictures take me back. I loved that article in WI. I studied each photo carefully for ideas I could nick!
Quote from: Sean Clark on July 22, 2021, 12:45:06 AM
Blimey, those pictures take me back. I loved that article in WI. I studied each photo carefully for ideas I could nick!
Hi Sean,
I have added a footnote to my original post giving the dates etc, of the photo session and publication. Thank you for your comments.
Best wishes,
Martin Buck
Newsbite from Logosia
In an increasingly volatile region, increasingly wiild rumours abound and hard facts are difficult to come by. Le Figaro's reporter on the ground is said to be compiling a definitive dossier on the politico-economic and military situation in Logosia, the pertinent elements of which will be shared here as soon as they become available (likely via old-fashioned microfilm and a slow boat, to avoid the risks of interception over the internet).
Meanwhile, Le Canard enchaîné ran a short article this week on "Papa Whisky"'s favourite pets. He is now said often to be accompanied on official business by a reptile that he has himself raised from its egg, and which - along with much of the population of Logosia itself - looks upon him as a father figure.
With a nod to his francophone connections, Papa Whisky has (rather crudely, in the view of the chattering classes) named his companion "Monsieur Croque". While mostly well behaved in the presence of his master, the animal in question has been known to dash after small dogs and goats while Papa Whisky is elsewhere engaged. In one tragic incident, a small child is understood to have gone missing.
Children being children, the street urchins in the capital, Bea-d'en-ville, have re-worked their traditional game of "catch", now accompanied by a little ditty:
Gentil Monsieur Crocodile
Soyez sage - laisse'-moi tranquille
(which roughly translates as: "Nice mister crocodile, please be good - and leave me in peace")
Monsieur Croque has been adopted as the official mascot of the Presidential Guard while - in a country with a strong history of witchcraft - his species is starting to enjoy an almost cult-like status among the rural population.
Translations and editorial comment by Simon
Sean,
The Sunday Telegraph has published some grainy photos of a mercenary force including mostly British ex-servicemen, training in an undisclosed location in Africa. Foreign Office officials have declined to comment but the report states they are in a neighbouring country ready to move across the border into uMbongo.
The Defence Minister of the host country Col. Piet ("Duchy") Van Leer, has issued a statement;
"The safety of our people working in uMbongo is a growing concern for us. As that nations government has failed to provide stability we are not ruling out a limited action to secure our interests. I have today ordered reservist units of the Loyal Victoria Rifles to report to their barracks near the border."
He brushed aside questions about his countries human rights violations and the presence of "British" mercenaries.
Mike
uMbongo has an excellent line in fruit teas. In fact we have a warehouse full.
If Col Van Leer would like to talk about a trade deal to keep the relationship on an amicable basis, our door is always open.
Which brings my on to the load of old croque coming in from Logosia. Those pesky Logosians think they can rattle their sabres and man eating reptiles and scare the people of Mbongo out of ensuring the democratic process is followed at election time.
Well, for every man eating crocodile, Mbongo will raise you a even larger, even deadlier tiger. Just as soon as we can find one.
Crime wave in Darrar Province
There has been ten fold increase in lorry and truck hijackings and thefts police report. These crimes have been concentrated in an area close to the Mombaka border. Many of the hijackings have occurred at fake military or police checkpoints and the thefts have taken place from lorry parks at drivers rest stops or cafes. Police are warning drivers to be vigilant and to secure their vehicles when left unattended. When questioned about possible involvement the Free uMbongo Army police chief D. Heathcote said "While it is known that the FMA have camps in Mombaka we have no reason to link these thefts and hijackings to them."
Martin Buck
Logosia Dossier
Hard news of the current situation in Logosia remains sparse, while the long-anticipated photographs appear to have been further delayed - or perhaps intercepted - en route.
Drawing on past news stories within various publications, the CIA website and first-hand reports from refugees, I have managed to assemble the following information on 'Papa Whisky' and his forces.
As mentioned previously, Logosia has maintained sometimes strained but broadly good relationships with France. It has received intermittent supplies of military hardware - mostly AFVs, which are said to be well maintained. A French middleman is rumoured to have acted as broker (the term "arms dealer" does have such negative connotations nowadays...) in the recent procurement of some powerful rotary-wing aircraft, apparently sourced in Italy.
Papa Whisky has also benefitted from Soviet largesse, as the communist regime has courted favour in the region. His armed forces can call on a park of T55 tanks, as well as anti-aircraft guns and a significant number of heavy weapons.
However, the bulk of Logosian armies has traditionally been formed from tribal militias. Three main groups have been seen in recent parades.
'Les Enfants du Joujou' have strong mystical beliefs in natural magic, and particularly in the mind-expanding properties of the ju-ju berry. They are fanatical fighters when appropriately motivated.
The Za'pwal is a minority Logosian tribe. When they go to war, they dye their hair and have a tendancy to strip off all Western clothes.
In contrast, the 'Z-Boys' are more a gang than a tribe, having embraced all things Western and particularly American. They can be slow to motivate but can fight well enough, especially when they outnumber their enemies.
The Logosian army also includes a small number of regular units, organised on Western lines. Those units mostly seen in front-line locations are Bataillon 47 and Bataillon 56. They are said to have received training from the French army, and indeed it is said that former members of the Foreign Legion have been financially incentivised to join their ranks as senior NCOs.
The Presidential Guard is an elite unit, identified by its blue berets - worn both on the parade ground and in action. Few details are known about their recruitment or training regime, which is however said to be particularly brutal.
I am hopeful that some photos of these units may emerge in the coming weeks.
Simon
MEANWHILE, ACROSS THE BORDER IN ZUMO... (1)
*FROM BBC WORLD SERVICE SERIES "FOCUS ON AFRICA"*
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THE REPUBLIC OF ZUMO - PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE
The Republic of Zumo is the successor state to the British Zumo Colony. Sporadic European and Arab presence in parts of modern-day Zumo can be traced back to the Early Modern period, but European exploration of the interior began in earnest in the 19th century.
Britain established the Trans-Zumo Protectorate, an area analogous with approximately the northern three-quarters of modern-day Zumo, in 1892. In 1899 the German Empire established the colony of Süd-Zumoland, a colony spanning the geographical area of the modern-day Hatzbrohe Province as well as much of Southern and Umbongo Provinces. During the First World War however, many German territories in Africa were invaded and occupied by the colonial forces of the Allied Powers, and Süd-Zumoland was no exception. In 1919 Süd-Zumoland was transferred from German control by the League of Nations and granted to the British Empire.
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German colonial soldiers in Hatzbrohe, early 20th century
In 1921 the Trans-Zumo Protectorate and the former Süd-Zumoland were formally combined into a single colony, known as the Zumo Colony. The borders of this new colony were very largely similar to those of the modern-day Zumo (a landlocked nation, Zumo is bordered by Sudan to the north and west, South Sudan to the west, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Uganda and Kenya to the south, Ethiopia to the east and Eritrea to the extreme north-east).
British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan's famous "Wind of Change" speech in South Africa in February 1960 signalled a significant change in colonial policy, with the intention to peacefully and sustainably withdraw and decolonise. However the pace and effect of decolonisation in Africa in the early 1960s alarmed a significant proportion of the Zumo Colony's white population, and as a result although independence was granted, the new state was not founded until 30th June 1970, considerably later than other former British colonies.
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Harold Macmillan delivers his "Wind of Change" speech to the South African Parliament
The new state was constitutionally formed as a Republic inside the British Commonwealth, and governed by a single-chamber parliament, the Zumo Grand Assembly of Deputies. Elected Deputies of the Grand Assembly in turn determine who is the President of Zumo, serving as joint head of state and head of government. Politically, Zumo has a multi-party system with one traditionally dominant political party, the Campaign Alliance, although a number of other smaller and regional parties are also represented in the Grand Assembly and some have on occasion joined with the Campaign Alliance to form government coalitions following inconclusive General Election results.
The Campaign Alliance was founded by white farmers and landowners in the mid-1960s, initially as a loose political and campaign grouping which sought to ensure that the rights of the white population would not be diminished following the colony's inevitable independence (with some success - Zumo's white population, which has grown to around 2,000,000, continues to dominate the country's politics and economy, though it has never made up more than around 10% of the total population). Since independence, the Campaign Alliance has developed into a formal political party with a formidable campaign machine; a traditional-style liberal party, it has tended not to get involved with factional or race-based politics, seeking to attract support from the majority black electorate as well as its historic core white constituency. This has enabled the Campaign Alliance to enjoy huge support in the country with the result that, whether as senior partner in a coalition government or as a single majority-party government, the Campaign Alliance has governed Zumo for an unbroken period ever since independence.
The current President of Zumo is the veteran Bernard Dairey, a qualified geologist with a distinguished career in the mineral extraction industry and who served on the colonial-era Trans-Zumo Mines Board before being elected to the Zumo Grand Assembly, representing the Fort Elizabeth parliamentary constituency, in the 1970 General Election.
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The Honourable Bernard Dairey CMG FGS, President of the Republic of Zumo
Zumo has developed a successful economy largely dependent on agriculture, manufacturing and mining. Its largest exports have traditionally been "the three 'T's" - timber, tobacco and tea - as well as rare metals and potash, although recently viable oil and gas reserves have been discovered in its Western Province. Modern-day Zumo is a rapidly-developing state, growing in confidence and becoming more advanced and prosperous by the day. With new enterprises springing up and trade deals being negotiated with China and Germany, as well as the traditional industries of the young nation, the peaceful and stable nation of Zumo is clearly on the cusp of a promising future as it looks to its imminent General Election.
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MEANWHILE, ACROSS THE BORDER IN ZUMO... (2)
*Transcript of chat show interview – Bob Harding's talkHARD with General Stevo Leeroy*
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BH: Good evening, welcome to talkHARD with me, Bob Harding. Tonight on talkHARD, it's Field Marshal of the Campaign Alliance, General Stevo Leeroy. Good evening General.
SL Good evening Bob, but can I just start with something; you introduced me as the Field Marshal of the Campaign Alliance -
BH: - oh, apologies General -
SL: - and I think it's important to make clear, as ever. The Campaign Alliance and the Campaign Alliance Levy are not the same at all! Around the same time as the Campaign Alliance was founded, in the mid-60s, it was felt that there should be some sort of defence force put together to protect farmers and landowners in the event that independence went – well, in the event that there was some sort of widespread disturbance and risk to life and property. The "Levy" comes from the agreement that the settlements and towns which wanted to come under the protection of the force would agree to contribute a certain number of able-bodied men -
BH: - just men?
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General Leeroy remembers the early days of the CAL
SL: Haha in the first days, yes – but we have had a mixed-sex CAL for many years now, and our servicemen and women do a fantastic job keeping order and protecting the national borders. As I was saying though, originally the CAL was a force of these men drafted from the settlements and towns, very much a "levy" in the traditional sense – hence the name, the force was a levy of men raised by the Campaign Alliance. But it's separate from the political Campaign Alliance, always has been.
BH: And nowadays?
SL: Well we have a 100% volunteer force now and have had for almost a decade; a well-trained and well-equipped Regular military, fit to fight and win on land, water or in the air, backed up by part-time Militia units. These Militia units really do embody the spirit of the CAL in those first years of course, young men and women taking up arms and forming units to defend their homes and places of work.
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talkHARD's Bob Harding
BH: Although of course, this citzen-army was not needed in the event?
SL: Well I think we were very fortunate in the way in which the transition to independence was managed. The young nation of Zumo gained independence a little later than our neighbours and as a result we learned much from the examples, positive or otherwise, of other African sister states' independence routes; learning which we then put to good use. We have a very talented young nation and the continued years of peace – much due, let us not forget, to the CAL's vigour and vigilance in protecting us from enemies foreign and domestic - have enabled the nation's potential to be met.
BH: Thank you General. You mentioned the well-equipped military; can I ask you what you make of the recent story of a CAL supply colony being ambushed and captured in North-Eastern Province? It sounds as if there is a rebel band which has just become very well-equipped too, no?
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General Leeroy inspects a CAL bomber aircraft
SL: Oh no Bob, I think that's something which we've already thoroughly debunked – no weapons or ammunition have gone missing, these are simply rumours and half-stories being spread by dissident groups and the less reputable elements of our national media, and frankly Bob I'm surprised you're giving them the oxygen of publicity here on talkHARD. You've mentioned equipment though, and what I will say is that there is some very good new equipment which will be arriving soon to equip units of the CAL; some of the best equipment in Africa and certainly it will keep the CAL in a very strong position defending our people and our nation.
BH: One final question, General. We've got elections coming up in Zumo in the next few months as you know, and if the opinion polls are to be believed the Campaign Alliance look set to continue in power whether in coalition or governing solo. You have been a very influential and powerful person in the nation and behind the scenes; you clearly wield considerable power far aside from the military power at your fingertips. What part will you be playing on behalf of the Campaign Alliance in the election campaign to come?
SL: Bob, I have to say you know full well that I have no interest in politics or position. Any talk of influence or power, or for electoral campaigning, I would very much downplay; let's leave all that talk for the Grand Assembly of Deputies. As for me, Zumo is my country and I aim to serve her and her people - and I mean, all of her people – and I take the awesome responsibility for her defence very seriously indeed. But politics? No, I'm a military man, a simple soldier. I'll stay here at my post.
BH: And I think we are all glad that you are there, General. General Stevo Leeroy, thank you.
SL: Thank you, Bob.
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Quote from: Julian Bonny on August 29, 2021, 01:08:11 PM
That's great Jimmy.
You Zumos love your technology. Showing off with your Zumo meetings. :)
Julian
Hah! Very true though. We shall make good use of technology too!
Simon,
Interesting developments!
Jimmy,
Lovely stuff.
The narrative for AK Day is developing nicely. I shall add both posts to the AK blog.
Martin B,
Those reports of a crime wave are very disturbing.
Let it be known that the Chief of Police may quickly become the ex Chief of Police, or even the Chief of Police RIP if something isn't done about it!
Does CACK have connections with a certain team of criminals who drive around in a transit van and can make a tank out of a piece of hose, a cardboard box and a dustbin lid?
Papa Whisky has now heard of this scurrilous and libellous rumour-mongering of activities within his country's borders.
He is said not to be amused, and to be mobilising local forces to investigate and stamp out any such territorial incursions.
Simon
Breaking News
Reports have been recieved from sources close to Martin Chumbo that he is denouncing his brother, Derek's, actions and alleging a militairy coup has taken place with Derek assuming command.
Dr Chumbo remains in hiding at an undisclosed location, thought to be close to the capital Kalubya. He has strong support amongst the townships and settlements in Orantu Province and all four provincial leaders are said to be in support of Dr Martin returning to power.
Where this leaves the Democratic elections in October, no one knows. Derek Chumbo has so far refused to comment, but there are reports that a large consignment of Cuban cigars has been seen entering the Presidential Palace, bearing the trading name e of an obscure UK company baes in Shepherds Bush.
The UK government have remained silent on this as suspicions grow that they are about to back the Derek administration with a smear campaign against Dr Martin.
Possibly of more interest is the French governement condemning the situation in uMbongo and indicating that they stand wholly behind the democratically elected Dr Martin, and if required will put boots on the ground in a show of brotherhood and fraternity. Possibly in exchange for some Goats.
What is for certain is that things remain uncertain, with no certainty that the October election will go ahead, and the uncertainty this will bring to what has been a relatively stable country in recent years, will certainly ensure that things remain uncertain for some time.
This is Bob Sneedling, for the BBC, Kalabya, uMbongo.
Well done Bob Sneedling - that is certainly helpful information in these uncertain times.
Simon
I'll certainly pass on your thanks to Bob.
Some "Helicopter" views of the country retreat and Cooking Oil factory of Vegan Enterprise and looking at the country Manor, Mr Antony Vegan could well be in country and resident in the "Manor House" ?
Miles
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Very nice layout. Must be the posh bit!
Nearly done with the rough end of town the posh peeps never acknowledge exists! In fact apart from templates it is about done.
Hmmm, ok at a lose end right now. maybe find a bit of floor-space and through some stuff down for a piccy or 2.
Derek
I thought I see how my table should sort of look for the AK47 day.
Obviously an idealistic table, hence the railway line and working trucks etc. Does the scenery look good? Should I change some of the templates etc ? Those sort of questions, so I thought I would take some pictures and share the view ?
Will be better next year when I can make up company logos and proper signs etc and be able to print out my own things.
Miles
OK, bear in mind this is a work in progress. Still have a water tower to paint up, another scrap-yard, a couple of templates to do and some roads. The wooded bits are hand made and not sure yet if I want o have them as burnt out or polluted. Thoughts?
Derek
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Very nice, hopefully we should have some rather nice tables to play on ?
Miles
Miles and Derek,
Both tables look very nice. I must get on with mine.
Best wishes,
Martin Buck
Miles and Derek,
I agree - both look great. I particularly like Miles's mansion and factory, and Derek's woods and radar station.
I've been cutting out templates for my table tonight. Less than 3 weeks to go - what could go wrong...?
Simon
Myself and Big Mike played yesterday( Friday) on his Airport table. Also to test out Mikes Army and my "newly" painted tanks.
I won a hard fought 15 days to war, very close. So level 1 incursion. We both suffered from low dice scores at the wrong time. But I also had some good ones. Loads of doubles as well.
So I proceeded to attack, but "sgt Gavey and Red Troop" we're very Tardy, so I ended up digging them in on the first Objective. Mike did try taking it back. This is where I lost my only troops.
My new acquired tanks from the British War reserve came on a flank road to help take another objective, but some sneaky Mercenary RPG took out my Centurion. I never did get his dug out Militia Mercenary force out.
But on the airfield a different matter. I kept sniping at his troops in the control tower with my A/cars and Red Troop heavy weapons. Then I successfully called in an Artillery strike, and even with his General there they still ran off ! Then his General went to Rally another force of Militia to re occupy the Control Tower but I managed to bring an Airstrike down on them while they were crossing the open ground. So they ran off....
Then I managed to get my (glorious)militia Technicals over to the Tower and step in. On their way there they took out one light helicopter that was trying to harass them, then blimey another one turned up.
But that withstanding the glorious militia troops got out to take the Tower.
A good day for that invading Mercenary army to die.
Miles
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Sounds like it was chaos all round! And that table looks amazing. Can't wait to see it on the day😁
Nice looking game :)
Howard
A good game and a well deserved win for Miles. Plenty of good battle experience for The Wild Geese.
The Airport Game set-up worked well and I will post a summary shortly.
Mike
News is again starting to filter out from Logosia.
Reports state that Papa Whisky has redesigned the national flag. It now reflects the traditional African colours, with a nod to both the French tricolore and the national animal.
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Further intelligence - including some recent photographs of army manoeuvres - are hoped for soon.
Simon
MEANWHILE, ACROSS THE BORDER IN ZUMO... (3)
ATTACK REPELLED - REBELS DEFEATED
ZUMO NEWS NETWORK EARLY EVENING BULLETIN
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This is the news. I'm Norman Patsy.
Drama unfolded this morning as terrorists attacked a Campaign Alliance Levy convoy transporting soldiers through Western Province to guard the newly nationalised PETROZUM-owned oil drilling zone. The rebels, dressed in plain clothes and carrying rifles and grenades, tried to ambush the column at a bend in the road. No doubt expecting the same success as when a similar bloodthirsty attack was carried out on raw recruits near Port Elizabeth in Northern Province recently, the terrorists soon found out the hard way that fully-trained CAL troops will always win against thugs like these.
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The only good terrorist...is a dead terrorist.
The expert CAL Regulars swiftly leapt into action, deploying from their trucks and hunting down the rebels using rifle fire and the awesome power of two Quad Maxim anti-aircraft guns. The guns, recently acquired by the Ministry of Defence from an unnamed Russian source, are effectively four heavy machine-guns fixed on a large tripod - they can pour countless bullets skyward to destroy helicopters and low-flying aircraft, and are also devastating in the anti-infantry role. The better skills and equipment of the soldiers won out, and the mob withdrew in disarray, leaving behind only bodies.
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Awesome power.
Our Nation's Prime Automatic Weapons Enthusiast and Field Marshal of the Campaign Alliance Levy, General Stevo Leeroy, announced the news in a brief press conference this afternoon from the Defence Ministry buildings in Zumbumbo. Flanked with the national flag and accompanied by a model of the Quad Maxim anti-aircraft gun, he spoke of the famous victory; "...this is a fine day indeed for democracy and for the safety of our nation; our troops were ambushed and fought back well, seventeen of these thugs are dead and rightly so. Outrages such as this will not be tolerated in Zumo; the CAL will hunt down and terminate dissident elements conducting acts of terrorism, and I give my solemn vow that our nation will remain peaceful and safe. And maybe our nation's funeral directors will be able to make a few shekels, eh!" the General laughed.
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Mo' problems, mo' money
It is unknown what this attack means longer-term; despite isolated violence - and the lamentable recent Fort Elizabeth Massacre - President Bernard Dairey continues to carefully steer Zumo on a prudent and peaceable course and is leading a coalition government with representatives from many parts of our nation. He uses his experience and guile to keep our country largely free from violence and terror, and as we have seen today when this fails our CAL armed forces stand ready to step in. Let us hope that this continues.
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We are glad of the wise and benevolent leadership of our beloved President
Now in Sport - today saw the return of darts to Zumo, with the first round matches in the Hatzbrohe Classic taking place at the Lange-Schlange Physical Activity Centre in the city of Hatzbrohe. Local favourite Denzil Ndolesha won his first match with ease, and he faces Dutchman Klaas van der Klaas in the second round. Good luck Denzil!
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A nation expects
That was the news. I'm Colin Patsy. We'll see you later for the ZNN Late Night bulletin - stay tuned to Zumo News Network, for the only news in Zumo you can really trust!
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Jim
Brilliant Jimmy. I'll add this to the blog if you don't mind?
Yes sure Sean, no probs!
MEANWHILE, ACROSS THE BORDER IN ZUMO... (4)
DAIREY GETS TOUGH ON TERROR
ZUMO NEWS NETWORK NEWSFLASH
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I'm Colin Placeman for Zumo News Network, and I interrupt the scheduled broadcasting to bring you a ZNN Newsflash. President Bernard Dairey has called an emergency press conference on the recent terrorist attacks that have been plaguing our nation, and we go live now to the capital to hear him speak:
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Our President lays it on the line - the thugs can be in no doubt
"For far too long the peaceful nation of Zumo has been beset by terrorism and insurgency, and it has become increasingly clear in recent months that the rogue state of uMbongo under the presidency of the maverick Chumbowumbo is funding and resourcing many of these attacks, as well as providing a safe haven for the criminals once they have carried out their heinous work. Today we are able to share irrefutable photographic evidence that proves uMbongolese complicity in this activity.
Chumbowumbo either cannot or will not prevent this; we have clear evidence of uMbongolese involvement in these atrocities and in the absence of any support from the UN or the African Union, we have no alternative - and every right! - to defend our borders from the destabilising incursions. The nation of Zumo will therefore be deploying a force outside its borders for the first time ever in order to attack and destroy the terrorist rats in their uMbongo nest; the Campaign Alliance Levy forces are being mobilised and will be transiting shortly.
The government of uMbongo has the opportunity here and now to de-escalate tensions and commit to preventing the terrorist attacks, and we would welcome opportunities to discuss and work together. I call upon Dr Chumbowumbo to engage positively and whole-heartedly with our request. However if this opportunity is not taken, be assured that the rascals and lackeys of uMbongo will feel the irresistible force of our nation's awesome military might! And if this should come to pass, know that Chumbowumbo will surely get knocked down. And he won't get up again - and this is not mere tub-thumping."
It is unclear whether the uMbongolese government will take the President's generous offer of talks to try and jointly resolve the situation, however what is very clear is both that Chumbowumbo is enabling these attacks and that our brave military is ready and prepared to take all steps necessary to ensure peace and security in Zumo.
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How do you explain THIS then, Dr Chumbowumbo?
I'm Colin Placeman, for ZNN. And now back to today's scheduled programme, the network premiere of Zumo's very own Little Mulubwa on Ice! Join Little Mulubwa on his voyage from the jungles to the big city as he meets new friends and follows his dream. Featuring award-winning international figure skaters, Little Mulubwa On Ice is a true extravaganza, a show to delight the whole family - and it's coming up next, only on ZNN!
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Jim
That is an excellent piece of journalism from ZNN - thank you for sharing it, Jimmy.
Simon
Simon,
Your flag may be in evidence on the day!
Thank you one and all for the wonderful narrative you have created for uMbongo. I will add all recent posts to the blog before the weekend.
I am smiling ear to ear reading these. Quite what Dr Chumbo thinks of it, we'll soon find out!
Quote from: Sean Clark on October 06, 2021, 01:49:38 PM
Simon,
Your flag may be in evidence on the day!
It may well appear in miniature form too...
Simon
Quote from: Sean Clark on October 06, 2021, 01:49:38 PM
I will add all recent posts to the blog before the weekend.
Never know, things in Zumo might have escalated even further by the weekend so we may see another report...
I do hope so. Chombo's speech writers are working on a reply!
Fuel tanker convoy sighted near Mombaka border. There are reports from villages near the Mombaka border with uMbongo that a convey of fuel tankers, driven by Eastern Europeans, has been seen heading towards Free uMbongo Army camps. The FMA have been carrying out training exercises recently which have featured motorised units and according to some eye witnesses tanks and artillery supporting infantry.
The FMA are looking like they are poised to cross the southern border between uMbongo and Mombaka threatening the economically important mineral rich lands.
In other news I have filled the car with petrol ready for my journey to Daventry :D
Best wishes,
Martin Buck
The attached document is now with the Foreign Secretary ahead of this mornings Cabinet Meeting.
Copy of Telex message sent to Col F. via local Loyal Victoria Rifle Volunteers. Militia HQ, Logosia. Today 0345hrs from as yet unknown UK source. Reads;
Your mission to locate and "rescue" the Target; Herr. Karl Luther Schorndorf from Hobee City Airport is now a GO!
Recent photo of Target; Herr. Schorndorf.
It is imperative that his geological surveys confirming the location of the diamond deposits are also recovered.
You will assemble your specialist team and supporting military force, ready to cross the border from Logosia move to the airport at 0200 hrs on Saturday 9th October.
Two serviceable commercial aircraft with flight crews, will be ready on the runway for your departure with the Target to the "safe haven" in South Africa.
Security at the airport is minimal although you may encounter one of the many unofficial armed militias that now roam at will.
Good luck.
"Broadsword"
From Southern Africa Desk, FCO.
"Welcome to Hobee City Airport, the home of Pan African Airlines. uMbongo's provincial airport provides services to the mining industry and pleasure flights to view the unique wildlife around Lake Hobee." (extract from UMbongo National Tourism Guidebook)"
The original airfield known as "Schorndorf Field", was established in the 1920's by the WW1 Eindecker ace and geologist, Karl Schorndorf, offering sightseeing flights for wealthy tourists. After marrying a South African diamond heiress he set up PAA as a commercial airline following the discovery of oil deposits in the region.
After uMbongo's independence, "Schorndorf Field" was re-named Hobee City Airport and developed as a vanity project for the new President by a West German industrial consortium keen to curry favour with the new regime.
The Karl Luther Schorndorf (age 76) still runs PAA and reliable sources confirm he has discovered substantial industrial diamond deposits nearby, igniting interest from foreign investors. Schorndorf has not yet disclosed the location of these diamond deposits to the uMbongo Government but President, Dr Derek Chumbo, has secretly signed provisional contracts with a South African diamond corporation to exploit the find.
However, should news of this large deposit reach the markets, world-wide industrial diamond values will plummet, causing economic disaster for those nations heavily reliant on this commodity.
The security situation in uMbongo remains fragile and is expected to erupt into civil war at any time.
(extract from UK Foreign and Commonwealth Office – Africa Desk Economic Report 1971 and update; to Downing Street)
Policy Recommendation
On balance we believe the UK's interests will be best served if the mercenary action is allowed to proceed and that Herr Schorndorf is safely removed with his geological surveys or he and they do not fall into the hands of anti-government forces by whatever means.
Sir Marmaduke Pauncefote
Permanent Under Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs
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Mike
Scenes of utter chaos on the outskirts of the capital, Kalabya.
Nobody is really sure what is going on, but the recently appointed Executive Committee for Sanitation and Cleanliness has its hands full to make everything ship shape and Bristol fashion in time for Election Day.
Reports that revolution and civil war are imminent are being squashed by the Chumbo administration. All is well in uMbongo and the population is excited to have the chance to cast their vote in the Democratic elections on Saturday.
Suspected Russian interference is being monitored closely with what are clearly photoshopped images of enemy troop movents, border incursions and local Warlord led Militia groups mobilising in all 4 provinces of the nation.
Also, the Chumbo administration is maintaining its stance that the only precious stone mining is with regard to the rich seams of cubic zirconia. Imperialist propaganda from our so called allies that there is a thriving trade in diamonds and rubies is false and anyone caught talking about the diamond mines close to Hobee which definitley don't exist will be liable to severe punishment with the full force of the law.
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OK, order has been restored to the streets of downtown Kalabya.
The 5 star Holiday Inn with rooftop garden and swimming pool.
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The National Opera House.
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City Hall
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Restaurant Antar
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Kwik-E-Mart
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The Golden Arches
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Woolies
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The Rex Cinema House
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First National Bank
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Poundland
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Dr Nicks Medical Practice
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Polling Station for the big day.
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Moe's Tavern
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Costa. They get everywhere!
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Interesting poster on the wall.
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Customs and Excuse House.
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National Gendarme House.
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Shanty Town. Some dodgy character advertising his wares in that poster.
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Lots of little bits for people to pick up, like the 3 films on show at the cinema! You'll have to wait for Saturday to see what they are though 😊
All either MDF or else scratch built with odd bits of card.
Wow - you have been busy Sean - great stuff that I look forward to seeing in the flesh.
I have spotted a few dodgy-looking characters' photos adorning some walls - I hope such miscreants will be safely locked up in the local penitentiary?
Simon
They may get a day release for Saturday 😊
Deadly Crocodile Attack!
The Hobee Herald this morning features a report of an airport worker killed by a crocodile on his way to work. Benjamin "Hurryalong" Zanu was riding his moped along a track that he regularly used as a shortcut when he was savagely pulled to the ground by the giant reptile.
His cries were heard by employees at Hobee City Airport but he could not be saved.
Tom Njeri the shift foreman praised Benjamin as a model employee.
"He was a top dollar bloke, no question. We lost a good 'un today."
Another colleague who refused to be identified was critical of the authoritative.
"We've had dozens of these attacks and the bloody government don't care. These giants crocs have been coming across the lake from Logosia for months. Something really bad is happening."
Investigations continue.....
Mike
Lovely buildings but surely Poundland is too expensive? Maybe that's the price of the building for punters? (Centland/Pennyland?)
Sean,
I have just managed to open the photos on my laptop. What a superb collection of buildings. Top drawer!
I am hoping to visit the Restaurant Anta with a few chums. I am Gluten Free and Miles is a Vegan, what sort of welcome can we expect?
Mike
I think crocodile steaks might be on the menu, Mike? Very lean (after all that heavy training on cross-border incursions) and mostly gluten-free.
Simon
Nice collection. Looking forward to seeing them tomorrow.
Derek
Wife says amazing as well, but where are the GOATS?
Derek
That poster with the dodgy looking bloke in the green shirt looks very much like the infamous Butcher of Botsumashu who famously disposed of 47 of his wives in his award winning "Local Pie". The recipe was a closely guarded family secret which only came to light at his trial. Police caught up with him after the celebration dinner for winning the Pan African Pie Championships in uBongo when one of the guests told the Justice Minister between mouthfuls "This tastes like Auntie Doris".
John
PS Enjoy the AK47 day.
John is correct. A well documented incident!
The Restaurant Antar caters for all palates. Nothing is off the menu. The chef literally puts the hearts of his staff into every dish.
From .... COMUSNAVEUR
To ..... ..CIA Station Chief uMbongo
Be aware expect your region to become hot within 24hrs; advise all staff stay covert:
See aerial recon picture of border taken 4 hours ago:
Good luck all:
Message ends: ..........
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Reminds me of the hundred of tanks you could see from the military train to Berlin in the 80's near Magdeberg.
All were told not to take photos so of course everybody did. Took ages to figure out what was wrong with the tanks. They were growing!
It seems that around once per week they would paint the tanks so they looked fresh and imposing. Last estimate I heard there was about a foot of paint ALL over, yep turret rings, hatches, barrel the lot!
Derek
After many false dawns, photographic documents of Logosia's armed forces have eventually made it to the West.
Following a tip-off, a roll of microfilm was discovered in a shipment of crocodile handbags of dubious origin, seized at the port of Marseille by French customs officials. It is unclear whether the film was planted in the bags, or whether the unfortunate photographer was discovered within the donor of the skin...
The Logosian militias are fond of their 4x4s - this shot appears to show their motor pool on manoeuvres.
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These fast-moving technicals are typically backed up by wheeled armour:
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Oldest of the militia groups, les Za'pawal like to travel light (taking "going commando" to a new level...):
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Les Z-Boys are, frankly, a rabble. They don't enjoy lugging heavy kit around, or indeed maintaining proper military formation:
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Les Enfants du JouJou are often mistaken for other militia groups, but are far more dangerous when suitably motivated by the magical juice:
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All militia units can call on the national arsenal for heavier weapons in times of crisis:
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Bataillons 47 and 56 form the core of the regular forces. Their regimental motto translates as "never knowingly outgunned":
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Logosia has reportedly been receiving recent deliveries of otherwise obsolescent Soviet weaponry, which is nevertheless dangerously modern by the standards of the region:
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The last frame on the recovered film was of the revered President-for-life "Papa Whisky" A. GoGo himself, alongside Monsieur Croque and a detachment of the Presidential Guard:
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Sadly, the fate of the intrepid photographer remains unknown.
Simon
What's this I am A Vegan ? The company promotes Vegan yes....
I want to try Crocodile meat ?
Miles
Very nice Simon, Mr Croc looks good.
David & Ben
Thanks Dave. Martin's crocodiles are among his very nicest sculpts.
Simon
Miles,
I have only ever eaten Alligator meat. It is said to be more gamey that Crocodile meat which has a more fishy flavour. Hopefully we can find a restaurant that serves croc on the way back from Daventry.
Or maybe a Beafeater.....
Mike
MEANWHILE, ACROSS THE BORDER IN ZUMO... (5)
"VERY WELL THEN, WAR!"
TRANSCRIPT OF ZNN EMERGENCY NEWS BROADCAST:
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Citizens of Zumo, this is your President speaking to you from the House of Deputies in Our Nation's Capital, Zumbumbo.
This morning the Zumo Ambassador in Kalubya handed the uMbongolese Government a final note stating that, unless we heard from them by 11 o'clock that they were prepared at once to acknowledge our complaint and cease supporting cross-border incursions, a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with uMbongo.
Up to the very last it would have been quite possible to have arranged a peaceful and honourable settlement between our two nations, but Dr Chumbowumbo would not have it. He had evidently made up his mind to permit these attacks and give succour to terrorists whatever happened, and although he now says he put forward reasonable proposals which were rejected by our government, that is not a true statement. His action shows convincingly that there is no chance of expecting that this man will ever give up his practice of using force to gain his will. He can only be stopped by force.
We have a clear conscience. We have done all that any country could do to establish peace. The situation in which no word given by uMbongo's ruler could be trusted and no people or country in Africa could feel themselves safe has become intolerable. And now that we have resolved to finish it, I know that you will all play your part with calmness and courage.
Now may God bless you all. May He defend the right. It is the evil things that we shall be fighting against - brute force, bad faith, injustice, oppression and persecution - and against them I am certain that the right will prevail. With our machetes and AK47s, our Toyotas and our RPGs, we will defeat the uMbongolese devil and restore peace to our nation!
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jim
Speech from tonight at 1800 hrs made by Derek Chumbo, President in session:
To my country, to my people, all hail the great powers that be. Safety, health and prosperity for all.
Tomorrow, is a historic day. Tomorrow, is the first day of the next day in the life of our nation. Tomorrow, today will be yesterday. And yesterday, forgotten.
We are holding the most Democratic elections in our history. For too long my brother, my blood has taken all and given nothing, NOTHING, to this nation. In our family growing up, custard creams were our favourite biscuit. I would take one. He would take three! This, my people shows you the man I was forced to replace.
Custard Creams for all!
My opponents say bourbons are best. I say to them, no! Let them eat bread.
Tomorrow, I will be again taking the oath of office as your President. This time, not in the snooker room of the Presidential Palace. But at City Hall, in front of you all. I shall look each and every one of you in the eye, and make my promise to you. You shall prosper. You shall grow. You shall be the best you can be for our nation.
To my enemies.... Yes, I know. Difficult to believe. But to my enemies, I say this.
GO HOME.!
There can be no war without yourself being the aggressor. But Mark my words. Step one foot onto uMbongan soil and we will strike down upon thee
With great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, my sisters.
And you will know my name is the Lord
When I lay my vengeance upon thee.
I wrote these words last night, with caution in my heart, but zeal in my heart. Our allies have mobilised and journey from the south and east to ensure Democratic process is allowed to be followed.
But our enemies are numerous. With faith, and zeal and strength amd will, they will feel the force of my boot.
Zumo.... You will pay for your indiscretions and if it be tomorrow, next week or next year, I will have my custard cream. And I will eat it.
Viva uMbongo!
Viva uMbongo!
Viva uMbongo!