First born of 2023

[martin goddard]

Well chaps.
Here is the horror.
Kiwi are ceasing to put their shoe polish products into UK shops.

I am bereft.


martin

[Colonel Kilgore]

At least now we know what to get you for next Christmas, Martin.

Presumably in a neutral tone, to allow the pigskin to shine through?

Simon

[Leman (Andy)]

Back to Cherry Blossom then? It's why I now live in the Netherlands.